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Proof of Just How Random Teenagers Can Be.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Back By Popular Demand: Horrible Horrible Pick Up LInes

Ok so not really but who cares its my blog and I can post what I want to.

1. I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

3. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

4. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

5. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

6. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

7. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

8. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say..."I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

10. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head onthe I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

11. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

12. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

13. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

14. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?


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