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Proof of Just How Random Teenagers Can Be.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Back By Popular Demand: Horrible Horrible Pick Up LInes

Ok so not really but who cares its my blog and I can post what I want to.

1. I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

3. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

4. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

5. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

6. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

7. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

8. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say..."I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

10. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head onthe I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

11. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

12. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

13. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

14. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Because This Movie Is So Freakin Hilarious

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There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.

I have to post this I watched this movie and it reminded me of all the good times that I have had with my redneck buddy Dan. This one is for you man.

So go guess untill all your hearts are content when somebody guesses the mvie right i will post a screenshot form the movie

Monday, May 23, 2005

The Beginning of A Song or Poem

I haven't decided what is gonna be yet

Come and rescue me
Save me from myself
From all the stupid things I do
From all the stupid thigs I say
Here I am broken
I am flat on my face
In need of grace
Only You can give
Take in this lamb
Lost and alone
Here I am frightened
Crying out to You

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Ways to Misuse Office Supplies

So lately I have had a ton of writers block and have not been able to think about what to post. Luckily I have friends who give me random crap to put on my blog!!!!!! So without Further ado I give all you wonderful people out there Ways to misuse office supplies.

Cover your boss's desk in post-its askng for a raise

Take a stapler and kill Timmy the mail boy

Use a hole punch to peirce your ears

Use a day-planner as a little black book (my math teacher gave that one makes me wonder)

Bubble wrap the computer of your boss's evil secretary

Steal the office supply cabinet and use it as a sled

That's all for now enjoy.

A Song

This is a song that I came up with about two months ago

Its time to stand with the righteous
Its time to run through your gates with praise
Its time to shout it out to Zion
Cause I'm coming back to you

I wanna stand with the righteous
I wanna scream out your praise
I wanna be your humble servant Lord
Break my heart for you

Its time to stand with the righteous
Its time to run through your gates with praise
Its time to shout it out to Zion
Cause I'm coming back to you

Pick me up when I fall Lord
Take me to see your crown
Let me run through the gates of heaven
Lord I'm coming back to You

Its time to stand with the righteous
Its time to run through your gates with praise
Its time to shout it out to Zion
Cause I'm coming back to you

Its time to shout it out to Zion
Time to sing for the great I AM
Its time to let the nations know Lord

Its time to stand with the righteous
Its time to run through your gates with praise
Its time to shout it out to Zion
Cause I'm coming back to you

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Guess the Place

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Do any of you guys know whhere and what this is?

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Quite Possibly my favorite charachter on "The Simpsons" is Ralph Wiggum just because he has the most random sayings so without further ado here is a list of quotes.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

I bent my wookie.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

I found a moonrock in my nose!

That's where I saw the leprechaun he teels me to burn things

If you have any other quotes feel free to put them in the comment section

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Top Ten Ways To Get Yourself Banned From The Blood Bank

Please if you guys try any of these don't say where you got the idea from

10. Watch the bag fill and go wow .
9. Hyperventilate.
8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it.
7. Race to see who fills their bag first (requires two or more people).
6. Puncture the bag near the top and see whether they pull the needle out of your arm before the blood squirts out.
5. While they're not looking, substitute a bag of orange liquid and complain they gave you too much Tang.
4. Insist that you want to give 2 pints.
3. Faint.
2. Tell them you saw the bag twitch.
1. Yell, "Hey, you used that needle on the last guy!"

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Check This Out

hey everyone AbandonedHero and I have to make a cliff notes (kinda) of the book Huckleberry Finn for english and surprise surprise we are doing it in blog form so if you would like to contribute any ideas towards this it would be much appreciated. However we are just getting it started but there will be more to come so if you go there and there's no posts on it check back later