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Proof of Just How Random Teenagers Can Be.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Top Ten Bad PIck Up Lines

1. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

2. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

3. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

4. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

5. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

6. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

7. I
hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

8. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

9. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

10. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!


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