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Monday, February 28, 2005

Top Ten Reasons..... numero..... two

I dislike head injuries
1. It bleeds like a mother
2. Headaches
3. Its hard to think because your head hurts
4. They tend to reopen like mine just did
5. They tend to concussionate if you get a bad one
6. Any and all ability to think grammatically and logically goes out the window
7. Ability to focus way away
8. I can't remember where I put anything
9. I type way slow
10. I could also be mistaken for being high because of the aimless wandering around the snack aisle in the grocery store as I make fun of the word twinkie.


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